They say the way to get the true measure of someone is to ask their friends - in this spirit we've written each others introduction.
Our glorious leader, adored by millions*
By day David is nerd in residence, geek herder and ideas fountain at Genial Genetics. By night he's...well just this guy, ya know. Easy going, pleasant and a tad mischievous, bimbling along through life.
Recently David has seemed dissatisfied with his lot, but now he's back: with a vengeance.
In 2013 David made a faustian pact with the Mosquito lords of the Mongol Steppe obtaining new powers of chutzpah, inveiglement and cojones of steel. To complete the bargain he must deliver two
juicy victims willing teammates into his master's realm.
*of thirsty blood sucking insects.
Caution - David's enthusiasm and devil-may-care attitude are contagious and highly dangerous. Prolonged exposure or an evening's drinking can make a 10,000 mile microcar rally seem an entirely reasonable endeavour.
The natural alternative to Prozac
Twenty-something going on twelve, full of life and up for any adventure! He's an undercover spy that heads up the vanguard of the Polish invasion, expertly disguised as kick arse awesome guy. Officially he works as a developer at Genial Genetics, delighting customers, squashing bugs and making magic with Ruby.
Safety Warning - Drinking with this person can cause side effects. Symptoms include uncontrollable laughing, fucking crazy times and a bad head.
Einstein - eat your heart out
Dependable, Responsible and Mature. All perfectly good words to describe a Technical Architect (read guru) at large well respected company like PlusNet. Luckily Nigel works hard to ensure none of them relate to him, for instance, what should you do three weeks after passing your driving test - the Mongol rally of course! (Yep, honestly)
Warning - Approach with caution. Master of sarcasm, known to excel in sneaky and devious acts of random amusement.